Monday, January 16, 2012

Bank robbery?

ok Dillinger, here is the plan, demand and receive medical attention before you p out and this movie is over before the first commercial. next we need to ume that your disguise is still in place so you don't get caught a week from now from the 2 guards and EMT'S accurate description. next problem is to become mobile and neutralize the containment and sniper issue using the hostages as bargaining chips. ok now you have exited the building with your hostages in tow in the vehicle you made them provide. dont start cheering yet because we have to ume the vehicle has a tracking device and your progress is no doubt being tracked by a helicopter. (is this where i double-cross you and steal the loot?) ok nevermind. so in reality you are still contained but now mobile k? i suggest we go to a densely populated city to strain the re-sources of your pursurers. ok. time for some razzle-dazzle, slight of hand. whip into some skyscr underground parking and pay the parking attendant a grand to drive your vehicle with the tracking device and un-harmed security guards to the airport. thus throwing the main body of the police force on a false trail. ditch the wig and jump into your ford pinto that you stashed in the parking area earlier and drive to Canada. end of movie. Unless you are the bad guy and either Bruce Willis or Harrison Ford are the cops chasing you. sorry pal, now you go to jail after Bruce smacks you around and says "yippee-ki-yay sumtin,sumtin". proving the old adage that " Crime doesn't pay "

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