Why do men get married?

You have never been in pure love. You poor creature you. One day (if you're lucky) a chick is gonna put it on you proper and you are going to wish you could put it on lock. That's what marriage is for my man. Now it might not be for everybody and it don't sound like it's for you. But speak for yourself. I am a strong supporter of the marriage concept. I don't want to have to worry about disease, infidelity, dysfunctionality of my familial system, or other baby daddy drama. Also, if I find out someone else has been swimming in my pool, I won't just change the water....I'm selling the house.